When Dogbert takes over the world, the first thing he'll do is make it illegal for Induhviduals to make signs. Until then, enjoy these sightings.
Seen on a Taco Bell sign in Coralville, Iowa
"Everyday low value"
There's a dry cleaner here in Albany, NY, that offers
There is a sign on a church in Greenfield, MA, that says
"HOW DO YOU FIND JESUS?"
The next line down says
"RUMMAGE SALE Saturday 8-2."
A sign on a gun shop in downtown Chandler, AZ, reads
"Guns, Ammo, Picnic Supplies"
[editor's note: That's a bad place to start a food fight.]
In Vancouver, British Columbia, on a folding sign in front of a small language school
A workman on a construction project at our facility left this neatly-lettered warning sign
"WARNING - HOLE IN FLOOR ABOVE DOORWAY BELOW."
I didn't look under the sign, however, for fear of being sucked into another dimension.
An ad running here in Charlotte, NC
"Local talent agency seeks expiring models..."